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You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin. Laura Dern' quotes[1]='

It\'s the most difficult [decision] I\'ve made in my entire life, except the one I made in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax. Arnold Schwarzenegger' quotes[2]='

And now the sequence of events, in no particular order. Dan Rather' quotes[3]='

Life is indeed precious. And I believe the death penalty helps to affirm this fact. Ed Koch, Mayor of New York' quotes[4]='

The point is that you can\'t be too greedy. Donald Trump' quotes[5]='

I can\'t say I was ever lost, but I was bewildered once, for three days. Daniel Boone, [1734-1820]' quotes[6]='

Smoking kills. If you\'re killed, you\'ve lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields' quotes[7]='

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can\'t change. Sylvester Stallone' quotes[8]='

Where the hell is Australia anyway\? Britney Spears' quotes[9]='

I feel my best when I\'m happy. Wynona Ryder' quotes[10]='

So, where\'s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year\? Christina Aguilera' quotes[11]='

Rolls-Royce announced today that it is recalling all Rolls-Royce cars made after 1966 because of faulty nuts behind the steering wheels. Walter Cronkite' quotes[12]='

I\'ve looked in the mirror every day for twenty years. It\'s the same face. Claudia Schiffer' quotes[13]='

Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet. Jack Handey, enviromentalist' quotes[14]='

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? Zsa Zsa Gabor' quotes[15]='

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a banknote, for two 20s. Warren Beatty' quotes[16]='

I hope you leave here and walk out and say, What did he say? George W. Bush' quotes[17]='

He married a Texas girl ... a West Texas girl, just like me. George W. Bush' quotes[18]='

You can\'t stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. Mike Tyson' quotes[19]='

Just remember it\'s the birds that\'s supposed to suffer, not the hunter. George W. Bush' quotes[20]='

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield' quotes[21]='

I haven\'t spoken to my wife in years. I didn\'t want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield' quotes[22]='

You can observe a lot just by watching. Yogi Berra' quotes[23]='

I desire the Poles carnally. Jimmy Carter, misinterpreted by Interpreter, during Warsaw visit' quotes[24]='

I declare this thing open -- whatever it is. Prince Philip in Vancouver' quotes[25]='

It isn\'t pollution that\'s harming the environment. It\'s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. Dan Quayle' quotes[26]='

The monarchy system adds gaiety to politics. Prince Philip' quotes[27]='

It seemed that my wife Shirley was always pregnant until we found out what was causing it. Pat Boone' quotes[28]='

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. Dwight D. Eisenhower' quotes[29]='

If two wrongs don\'t make a right, try three. Richard Nixon' quotes[30]='

I am going to name my boobs Ben and Jerry. Mayra Veronica' quotes[31]='

But I\'m Canadian! [On being described as an icon of Americana.] Pamela Anderson' quotes[32]='

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can\'t help but cry. I mean I\'d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Mariah Carey' var whichquote=Math.floor(Math.random()*(quotes.length)) document.write(quotes[whichquote])