Squidward Tentacles:
A gruff and irritable octopus who lives in a house that looks like an Easter
Island head, next door to SpongeBob. He works as a cashier at the Krusty
Krab. His hobbies include playing on his clarinet, usually badly, as well
as dancing, painting, and sculpting.
1 "I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die."
2 "If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."
3 "Why didn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated Aarrh."
4 "This city needs to be destroyed! Or at least painted another color."
5 "Oh! I didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day!"
6 "That's it, I'm getting off the loony express."
7 "I must have violated some new kick boxing law."
Squidward Tentacles:
1 "I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die." 